Monday, June 4, 2012

The Tooth Fairy and the Solar System

The following is a conversation I had with my five-year-old last night when discussing his loose tooth:

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C:  I feel bad for the Tooth Fairy.

Me: Why?

C: She doesn't have any helpers like Santa does.

Me: You mean the elves?

C: Yes, but I heard Santa might lend her one.

Me: Oh, that would be so nice.

C: Yes, because she has a lot of toys to give out also - but she really needs one of those machines.

Me: What machines?

C: The toy making machine.

Me: I thought the elves made all the toys.

C: No, it's not true. The elves live on a different planet.

Me: Which one?

C: Versery.

Me: Versery?

C: Yes.

Me: Well, where does the Tooth Fairy live?

C: Venus

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There you have it - the truth about the Tooth Fairy, the elves, Santa's toy making machine, and the unknown planet of Versery.


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