Me: Will you love me forever?
Me: And always give me hugs and snuggles?
C: Yes ... well - not when you're gone.
Me: Oh? Where am I going?
C: To the other planet.
Me: What other planet?
C: The one you go to when you get old.
C: Don't worry - I'll come to see you all the time.
M: You will? But you won't give me hugs and snuggles?
C: Sorry - those are the rules!
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Now if only I can figure out how to amend this rule book!